eBay’s Top Model

 
Remember the days when every male model was standing in line for blocks trying to get a shot in GQ.  They are long past.  The  eBay photo shoot is highly coveted and exclusive.  Only the industry’s cream of the crop are accepted.  

 

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A tribute to a new generation …

The Tiny Tomato Jacket

This I think might be two sizes too small???

  It will never go out of style!  The essential must have for a man’s closet is back.
To get the full effect, NEVER go out in the sun, try not to eat and order this jacket two size smaller.
  

Honey, I look just like Beyonce!

Rock that wig, girl???

What did you say?  Excuse me, but Beyonce wishes!

2014: Baby Bangs

 

 South Central Prep School Boy Next Door

I LOVE THE GAY MAN,TRULY.  HONEY, YOU WORK THAT!!! AND WITH AN ATTITUDE!!!

You’ll confuse the hell out of everyone!

 

I’m not really in the Army, I just look like it

WHERE DOES A GAY MAN OF COLOR SAFELY WEAR THIS TO ENJOY A NIGHT ON THE TOWN? Oh that's right on an eBay shoot.

Shhhh… don’t tell  but chicks really think I get up at 4 am to do push ups 500 push-ups and been in combat.  And it only cost me $19.99 with free shipping to convince them!

 

 Be a “Forever Dickies” Stud

THIS IS THE MAN I THINK OF WHEN I SEE THE BRAND NAME "DICKIES"!

Old Navy, just give it up!  Gap, we don’t even remember who you are? Banana Republic, you’re shirts are $3 in a thrift store!
 What women really want is a Dickies man!
  It says you’ve been working construction all day, ran home to shower, shave and splash on some Old Spice  just in time to take her out to Denny’s. 
 You will look like you just stepped off the cover of  a romance novel looking like a rugged blue collar Fabio.  
Excellent pre-owned  condition for both shirt and pants $15.99.  At this price you don’t even need to get a job to impress her!

 

This T-Shirt Gets Me all the Bitches!

Where Is That Pet Store Some Guys Have All The Luck Fridge Magnet 2 5 x 3 5 | eBay

Pet females not included.  Free muzzles for the times you  do want your bitches to keep their mouths shut.

 

My pants with NEVER be tight or gold enough…

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  but trying is half the fun…

 

Just used the restroom, happened to look in the mirror, like what I saw and time for a selfie…

We’ve all been there.  Where else would we get out Plenty of Fish profile pics!

 

 Powder Blue Speedos and Sippy Cup

Not every man call pull of this look including our model!

 

Lamp in the Background For Sale!

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Excellent Pre-Owned Condition!

 

Pretty in Pink Moving Service

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Don’t underestimate the strength of these ladies when they pull up in their infamous pink moving truck.  No mattress is too heavy and your Waterford crystal packed with the finest TLC!

 

Refrigerator – Like New Condition!

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Local Pick Up Only!

Only on ebay…

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