They missed the bus to their Victorias Secret interview and Tyra fired them from Top Model for smoking crack in the bathroom. They thought their dreams of becoming the next Adriana Lima were over! However, fate held a job with far more prestige and glamour than any cover of Vogue! These are The Cover Girls of eBay!
The Planet of the Apes Extra
The most sort after extra for the Planet of the Apes series! She works for a paycheck of only two bananas and has a line of fans a mile long with special guest appearances at every POA convention.
The Giant Midget
She can model for both petite sized clothing as well as the extra tall. Now that’s versatility!
The “Guess” Again Girl
Neither Claudia Schiffer nor Anna Nicole Smith could make this outfit work. The wrinkled pants and harsh underwear lines are worn so effortlessly by this eBay Guess superstar!
The Potato Head Girl
Remember Mr. Potato Head? We just found his mail-order bride!
The Blonde Muscle Fountain
The barely hidden protruding penis adds a fresh look to this lovely lady. We love the sheer fierce no-nonsense pose contrasting beautifully with the tranquil background. There just Ain’t no fountain high enough ….
The Chipmunk Girl
This girl has all the luck, a very nice figure and the ability to store enough nuts in those cheeks to feed every starving squirrel in Africa!
The Retired Coked Out Strippers
Girl’s just wanna have fun… To be 60, look 70 and dress like your 20. You’ve got the best of three decades! Thank you for being too high to untie each other’s bathing suits!
The Young Boy posing as a Teenage Girl for Pedophiles and just got caught by their Mother
Oops, mom. He bought it for me from eBay!
Shy Plain Jane with a Camel Toe
Hollywood stars fork out big bucks for fake camel toes and this completely bored look this lucky lady has naturally been blessed with!
The Overweight Meth Smoking Unshowered Trailer Park Lady
“Come in” she grunts to you in a hoarse croak. The cigarette smoke burns your eyes but spares you temporarily for the eyesore that awaits you. You are not sure if she is pulling out that bra or stuffing it back in. You run screaming and crash straight into Leatherface in the motorhome next door. He just looks at you with sympathy, puts down his chainsaw and drives you back into town.
The Androygenous Abercrombie & Fitch Model who played an Elf in Lord of the Rings
You remember his/her name right and the part where he/she is helping the elf king doing something important in order to fend off the dwarves and the trolls because one of the hobbits just lost the ring again and he/she appeared in a beautiful halo of light handing it to Golem…
The Bitchy Asian Alexis Colby
For those of you who ever watched the 80’s nighttime soap Dynasty, you should be familiar with the reference. Joan Collins eat your heart out and Krystle, there is a new bitch in town after your man!
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