It all began when a group of aspiring models from the mid-west had missed the bus to their Victoria’s Secret interview.
Things just got even worse down the road when Tyra fired them from Top Model for smoking crack in the bathroom.
With no bus money left and refusing to give up, they trudged for miles across the country only to end up in San Jose, California.
The cruel burning heat of that fateful day in mid summer seemed like the end of the road. However, it was a day they would never forget…
Ten of the determined beauties had already dropped to their death from walking miles in stilettos under the excruciating conditions.
The rude cat calls from men on the streets exposing themselves to these proud beautiful women was nearly more then they could take and far beneath the level of male attention they had become so accustomed.
Then the magic happened. Just when they thought their dreams of becoming the next Adriana Lima were really over, they literally bumped into a small group of eBay talent scouts hurrying back from their lunch break.
It was like a fairy tale come true! Something that only happens in a Jennifer Lopez movie. These resourceful young men from India were about to become responsible for bringing us some of the most recognizable faces on eBay today!
This is true story behind the modeling industry’s most sought after divas …
The Planet of the Apes Extra
The most purchased bikini poster on eBay. Seen hanging in every guy’s garage!
The Giant Midget
She can model for both petite sized clothing as well as the extra tall. Now that’s versatility!
The “Guess” Again Girl
Neither Claudia Schiffer nor Anna Nicole Smith could make this outfit work. The wrinkled pants and harsh underwear lines are worn so effortlessly by this eBay Guess superstar!
The Potato Head Girl
Remember Mr. Potato Head? We just found his mail-order bride!
The Blonde Fountain of Muscles
The barely hidden protruding penis adds a fresh look to this lovely lady. We love the sheer fierce no-nonsense pose contrasting beautifully with the tranquil background. There just Ain’t no fountain high enough ….
The Chipmunk Girl
There are some seriously pissed off squirrels who would like the nuts out of their cheeks back!
The Retired Coked Out Strippers
Girl’s just wanna have fun… To be 60, look 70 and dress like your 20. You’ve got the best of three decades! Thank you for being too high to untie each other’s bathing suits!
Young Boy poses as a Teenage Girl for Pedophiles and just got caught by his Mother
Oops, mom. He bought it for me from eBay!
Plain Jane has a Camel Toe
Shhh… she trying to selling fake camel toes, but hers is actually real!
The Overweight Meth Smoking Unshowered Trailer Park Lady
“Come in” she grunts to you in a hoarse croak. The cigarette smoke burns your eyes but spares you temporarily for the eyesore that awaits you. You are not sure if she is pulling out that bra or stuffing it back in. You run screaming and crash straight into Leather face in the motor home next door. He just looks at you with sympathy, puts down his chainsaw and drives you back into town.
The Androygenous Abercrombie & Fitch Model who played an Elf in Lord of the Rings
You remember his/her name right and the part where he/she is helping the elf king doing something important in order to fend off the dwarfs and the trolls because one of the hobbits just lost the ring again and he/she appeared in a beautiful halo of light handing it to Golem…
The Bitchy Asian Alexis Colby
For those of you who ever watched the 80’s nighttime soap Dynasty, you should be familiar with the reference. Joan Collins eat your heart out and Krystle, there is a new bitch in town after your man!